Oh yeah...Spike

I'm am Spike's duck-duck. He usually packs me around the house and even outside to pee. Really, he pee's with me in his mouth. Yum...

If you are wondering why I look so angry, its because my girlfriend has been in heat and my mom and dad keep smacking me in the head when I rear end her. She is coming out of heat, but I'm just getting warmed up...my life sucks.


I'm so angry that if I had opposable thumbs, I would kill you. But since I don't, I'll poop in the hallway and hope that you step in it barefoot in the dark, and scream.

Put down my girlfriend. She smells hot.